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Lindsay Lying Down: Episode 6
With the final semester of her college adventure winding down, Lindsay has been having trouble concentrating.
Although she looks to some of her friends for support, she met with seniors who are just as unwilling to exert themselves.
“I texted Mike Murphy to ask what he was doing,” Lindsay said. She was fresh-out of ideas for her own presentation and so she sought inspiration from her fabulous gay friend. “He said, “I don’t know, I’m like… not creative.”” Lindsay giggled, but was still at a loss for what to do.
In an attempt to get her mind off her work which she clearly isn’t going to complete that night, Lindsay tried to force me to go out. Despite telling her I didn’t want to go (and knowing she did not want to either) Lindsay bribed me with Skittles. “Just eat the skittles and be quiet. I’ll by you your own pack. Shareable size. All for yourself.”
She did not succeed, because our bout of Senioritis seemed to be much stronger than everyone else’s. She did manage to make me a list of songs she likes. It was the best she could do under the circumstances.