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Teen Mom Farrah Abraham (sort of) Denies Sex Tape Rumors, Needs Vocabulary Lesson

I generally don’t pay attention to the cast of MTV’s Teen Mom. I don’t find them particularly interesting and, quite frankly, what they do in their personal lives is not something I think about before I go to sleep at night.

But recent allegations of a sex tape starring former Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham have piqued my interest for a couple of reasons: 1) Taking the Paris Hilton/Kim Kardashian road to stardom is always fresh and innovative, and 2) Farrah’s partner in this tape is rumored to be esteemed porn star James Deen, who interestingly enough co-starred with Lindsay Lohan in the indie film “The Canyons” which was (unsurprisingly) critically panned.

Perhaps the best part of this whole ordeal is Farrah’s recent run-in with TMZ reporters, in which she sort-of-denied-but-not-really the existence of this elusive sex tape. Some highlights of this interaction include:

TMZ: “Could you elaborate?”

Farrah: “…a library?”

TMZ: “Elaborate…”

Farrah: “E…lab…orate..?”

TMZ: “So, can you confirm its existence?”

Farrah: “I don’t…exist…anything about that.”

She has a child. She was allowed to reproduce. She is going to make millions off of this tape, which has pretty much been confirmed by James Deen himself. I am about to graduate college with a 3.7 GPA, and am struggling to find a low-salary, entry-level office job.

But maybe I’m just bitter. Do your thing, girl, and maybe visit “a library?” while you’re at it.

Posted by on April 11, 2013. Filed under Entertainment. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

One Response to Teen Mom Farrah Abraham (sort of) Denies Sex Tape Rumors, Needs Vocabulary Lesson

  1. Matthew Lupulio

    April 15, 2013 at 3:27 pm