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I generally don’t pay attention to the cast of MTV’s Teen Mom. I don’t find them particularly interesting and, quite frankly, what they do in their personal lives is not something I think about before I go to sleep at night.
But recent allegations of a sex tape starring former Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham have piqued my interest for a couple of reasons: 1) Taking the Paris Hilton/Kim Kardashian road to stardom is always fresh and innovative, and 2) Farrah’s partner in this tape is rumored to be esteemed porn star James Deen, who interestingly enough co-starred with Lindsay Lohan in the indie film “The Canyons” which was (unsurprisingly) critically panned.
Perhaps the best part of this whole ordeal is Farrah’s recent run-in with TMZ reporters, in which she sort-of-denied-but-not-really the existence of this elusive sex tape. Some highlights of this interaction include:
TMZ: “Could you elaborate?”
Farrah: “…a library?”
TMZ: “So, can you confirm its existence?”
Farrah: “I don’t…exist…anything about that.”
She has a child. She was allowed to reproduce. She is going to make millions off of this tape, which has pretty much been confirmed by James Deen himself. I am about to graduate college with a 3.7 GPA, and am struggling to find a low-salary, entry-level office job.
But maybe I’m just bitter. Do your thing, girl, and maybe visit “a library?” while you’re at it.