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Swede Nothings with Brian Burns: Swedes Do It Better

Swede Nothings with Brian Burns: Swedes Do It Better

I share a house here with three other students: a girl from Austria and two guys from Latvia and Hong Kong. Compared to the prison cell I’ve called home for…

Swede Nothings with Brian Burns: Gay Paris

Swede Nothings with Brian Burns: Gay Paris

I fell in love at 16 years old. Her name was Madame Jagusch and she was my French teacher.  Though I had been hot for teacher before—I played all the…

Swede Nothings with Brian Burns: Leave the Meatball, Take the Fish Paste

Swede Nothings with Brian Burns: Leave the Meatball, Take the Fish Paste

In high school, I fulfilled every requirement of the token fat chick. I was attracted to gay guys, I hated gym class more than chemistry and I got scoliosis from…

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